A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One cent?" the man exclaimed.
He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak
and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel??" exclaimed the man.
"Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down
here."
:))
2 comments:
ROTF LMAO.
An old one, but a good one.
BTW, do try leaving a comment at my blog. I think I fixed the issue.
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Haha, yeah babe, major pimpage :P
YAY!! Finally lah...you sure do take your time eh? ;P
I've already left a couple of comments there ler. Gi check balik tau...
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